LAGOS; I CAME, I SAW, I RAN AWAY...

I remember back then in my university days, how my classmates from Lagos kept hyping the state. I read stories and saw stuff about Lagos. In fact, I saw Lagos as Las Vegas. I longed to go there and live the life. Explore and have mad fun. Little did I know, truly, who nor go, nor go know as everything that glitters isn't gold (yea, I know, some are diamonds).

So after graduation, I told my parents I needed a vacation. I wanted to go to Lagos for some days. Of course they said no. I expected that reply from them, but my mind was made up. I made plans with Orubor. He was to pick me up at the park. One good tuesday morning, I got up, packed my bag and off I went. At night when I wasn't back home, they called me from home to inquire about my where about. I boldly said I was in Lagos, the silence on the other end of the phone...priceless. They knew I could be stubborn and do what I want to do if I am really determined but that was on a new level of it's own.

Well, I stayed in Lagos for four days and it felt magical. I told myself I would be back. I hadn't experienced the city enough. I tried my best to work my service to Lagos. I had a bucket list of things to accomplish in Lagos. The stone I threw didn't go too far as I was posted to Ogun state. Some weekends I went to Lagos, did some of the things on my bucket list. But it wasn't still satisfied.

Several times I travelled to Lagos for interviews and I always hung out with friends. It was so much fun, my desire to live in this 'magical' city increased each time.

See the thing is, when you don't stay in Lagos every single day or you just come in once a while and go to certain places where you don't necessarily have to leave your house early in the morning, that's when Lagos is fun. In all my visits, I never experienced the real Lagos, so I had the wrong impression.

Finally I got a job and the training school was in Lagos. I was so happy. I couldn't wait to resume. Finally I was going to have a life. *sigh. What came next?

I thought I had read and crammed all I could in Uniben, but all that I did then was just child's play. The first day of training, the Admin told us we were going to be stretched, physically, mentally, emotionally and even spiritually. That was one promise that was well kept. They even told us if we were not engaged yet that by the end of the training they are promising us we wouldn't be. For those in relationships, they were advised to make calls to their partners and ask for time out. I read, crammed and prayed like never before. That training school was like hell. No one had a life.

I suffered! Aside the stress from the training, I finally saw the real Lagos. To get to a place in the morning, you have to leave your house two hours early. I told myself I was going to choose Benin location at the end of the training. Call it being ambitious or the fact that I felt maybe I didn't enjoy the four months because of the reading and exams, seriously, I don't know what spirit made me choose Lagos location finally.

People say Lagos is a land of opportunities, but there are still jobless people in that same Lagos. The problem is we are all after white collar jobs. Yes, most of the industries are in Lagos, but if you want to be an entrepenure, why not go to start up in less competitive and less expensive states? And even live your life in peace. I once wrote a note on leaving your comfort zone...I remember when I was complaining about choosing Lagos, Afona reminded me of that note. I hate playing the hypocrite, but I just had to admit, that note be damned!

I remember one lonely saturday in Lagos, I was watching a movie (The Millers) and they were playing TLC's waterfalls. The chorus of the song hit me hard ...'Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to'. I felt sad. I asked myself who sent me? What on earth made me choose Lagos?!!

Well, I did leave my comfort zone to go hustle. I got what I wanted and by God's own divine plan, when I thought it would never happen, I got moved back to my comfort zone with what I went to hustle for in Lagos. Win - win

Lagos wasn't really that bad, well it was. I accomplished everything in my bucket list except the one I know God didn't obviously approve of. I still haven't partied wild and hard in a club. But on the bright side, I went to the beach several times, entered the ocean, let the water take me and sweep over my legs. I rode on a horse, whipping the horse and getting scared of being thrown off. I tasted the salty ocean water too. I had several amazing pizza and ice cream hangouts, went to the cinema, made some really cool friends, I saw Wizkid perform live (remaining D'banj). Had nice business meeting at posh restaurants (thanks to the job), finally had a road trip (with strangers) and it was cool, made me know my social skills has improved greatly. Old me wouldn't even go in the first place once I hear strangers would be there. One other thing I didn't do was go for karaoke friday.

But then, the madness of Lagos. I just couldn't deal. There was no life. All I had was, wake up so early, force my self out of bed, hurry to get ready for work, dash out of the house, get into a bus and settle down for the hours of traffic just to get to work. Thanks to the traffic I always completed my sleep in the bus every morning (at the risk of passing my bus stop). Thankfully I never passed my bus stop but it almost did happened on several occasions. From traffic madness, I'd enter office madness. Either I'm battling with paper work terror or I'm going out to face same traffic while going to see a customer or I'm going for those demonic late evening meetings. Then I'd close late and face another traffic. I'd get home wasted and tired late at night, struggle to eat something, fall into bed and wake up just when the sleep is getting sweet and start the cycle of craziness again. I thought to myself is this living really?

So when I have my family, is this how I'd get to see my kids grow? Only time I'd have quality time with them is during weekends. I came to the conclusion that two days is too short for weekend. The stress started telling on me. I kept falling ill and rushed to the hospital from the office. That was late last year. I was fed up. Was it worth it? Just to make a living, was I to sacrifice my life? My sanity? I wanted to quit but thanks to good friends like Ify (Cake n Hampers), Ewaen, Makua, KC, Olugbenga, Afona, Einstein and Musa who talked sense into my head and of course, I was bonded for two years. So I had no choice. Tried working for transfer to Benin, it was declined.

I told my self, shey you longed for lagos? Now you have it. Endure it. Slowly I got used to it. But deep down, I was not happy. This wasn't the life I wished for. I needed something and a place where I would work and still have time to live life. After the marathon of the week, to step out on weekends to have fun and relax seemed like a bad idea. I mean, weekend became like days for healing. Time to rest my worn out body only for it to get beat down again the coming week. What a life! Suffer!

You go out during weekends, have fun and all but then when going back home, the traffic would have a way of ruining the day for you. Say you go on a sunday and get back late, monday morning is super rush hour. If I wake up anything after 4 am. I'm doomed. My life was officially in fast forward. I wasn't enjoying my life. I needed to breathe and enjoy the little things of life. Then the pressure on those working out of Lagos is something else. You sleep and then wake up to one demonic mail from oga that there's 7:30am meeting, attached to the mail is a to do list that has to be presented at the meeting. Hian! Are we machines? The system didn't care. Married or unmarried, we are slaves to the system.

I just made up my mind that this was a training start for me, to ground me, break me and make me stronger. I chose Lagos and I just had to suck it up. That's how I survived over one year in Lagos. Nothing changed. Life became a routine of fast forward and rush. Public holidays became diamond. Then sometime early this May, heaven smiled on me. I got a mail late one friday evening as I was about closing...that changed a lot of things.

I was transferred to Benin effective the next monday. The mail came that friday evening o, they expected me to clear up all my back log and inform all my customers that same friday evening that I was to leave Lagos by monday and report at my new office. Lagos mentality for you. Everything is magic and you just have to learn how to beat the system.

I was happy yea, it came when God wanted it to. I didn't push for it after it was declined last year. I felt free. But time to move out, I developed cold feet. I was going to miss a lot of people, that was my only regret but in this life, it's career over love or emotional sentiments (as far as you are not yet married). So I packed and moved. I thought Lagos was done with me. My body got the message that stress was gone for good. On the road, my immune system that had been corporating after the last time in the hospital in november, decided to take a break. I came down with fever and it got worse. I entered Benin terribly ill. I couldn't even resume that week. I was like that for three days. Weak, sick and feeling dead. I threw up anytime I swallowed drugs. I was at God's mercy. I got better and resumed the following week.

Less pressure, I left my house 7:15 am and got to the office 7:45am. Ha! This was bliss! Though I still close late but not as late as when I worked out of Lagos. The pressure off my pocket? *grins broadly. When I get home I can still watch movies and read before I decide to sleep. I don't sleep with alarm anymore. I don't feel like there's someone at my back pointing a gun at my head threatening to shoot if I slow down. I feel so much more relaxed. There's pressure on the job but the pressure of the environment gone has really helped a lot. I feel so refreshed and sane. This is living. Seriously, this is living.

I'm glad I started from Lagos, I have learnt the ropes of the game and how to beat the system. Lagos has a way of making you sharp I guess. Maybe now, I'd be able to live life and have a social life (I doubt that sha). Anyway, I'm happy now and thankful. No one knows what's coming tomorrow. Like O'nelly said, do challenges ever end? They only exchange hands.

All we can do is live for the moment, enjoy the good times as they come, tackle the hard times as they come too. Step by step that's how to live life.

The first monday I resumed here, I drove straight to Uniben at close of business. My destination? Mischai joint at June 12. The first bite was heavenly. Brought a rush of memories, I had to pause and soak it all in. Great final year night class memories. Then after reading for a while, we'd come out to talk at the faculty. Orubor and I, sometimes Ejiro too, would take a walk to June 12 to get mischai. Great friends, awesome moments, beautiful memories.

In the mean time, I'm glad Benin now has a cinema. It would have been horrible. I remember then in uni, I used to say why would I waste N1,500 to watch just one movie in the cinema when I could use 200 box to buy a dvd compilation of films and watch several times on my laptop. Sigh! Mentality truly changes. There's something about the cinema, I call it the cinema effect. It's better experienced than explained.

One thing I hope we have soonest in Benin is Domino or Debonairs pizza and cold stone. I'd never try kada's pizza ever again or like Osams put it kada(ver) pizza. Tufia! Those people almost made me hate pizza. Thank God I went to Lagos and knew what real pizza tastes like.

Anyway, the koko is I'm home now and and I brought the prize with me. I feel blessed and I don't know...optimistic and hopeful too.

UNTITLED

They say everything starts in a day….

Sometimes change seems good and easy to adapt to. Other times it’s just too hard a reality to accept. Say especially when things that never used to happen to you start becoming your lot. Things you hear other people say they experience and you just say ‘e ya’ when they narrate their not so pleasant experience to you.

But now as you grow older, it seems things are beginning to change and maybe somewhere along the line you have fallen down to earth and that magic that sort of used to work things out for you before seems to have lost it’s touch.

Kinda really painful when it feels like it’s this phase of your life you even need that magic to work for you more. Or maybe it’s time you grew up and faced reality? Don’t even want to go into the whole growing up ish. Honestly growing up sucks.

Ok, let me stop there, this isn't supposed to be a very serious note. Infact if you knew what exactly I am writing about and all the magic lost ish, you’d probably punch me in the face right now, hiss and walk off.

New city, new environment, no old friends and the lucky charm that endears you to people. Especially that magic that makes people like you so easily and you sort of get a way with a lot of things is all gone. And the pathetic part? You start getting zoned.*coughs and sheds a few tears.

I mean, you the master zoner, the one who people normally cry over and try to get close to, now it feels everything has changed. You just got zoned and you are beginning to wonder have I lost it? *laughs this note is just useless I swear!!

Anyway guess nothing lasts for ever, things always change. What matters is how we handle the change and adapt and flow. It’s all about surviving and not holding on to the past.

We grow older, beauty fades, new kids come on the block and become stars. We can't compete anymore. We just have to bow out when the ovation is still loudest and know that, yes, we rocked while we were younger. Our legacy has been set (even if it’s only in our heads and it’s just us that remembers it all). We have lived life,(have I?) *shrugs. We have grown up, we have to leave these vain things for the younger ones.

This is the future. 30yrs stares us in the face, time to be the adult we have been wanting to be all through our teenage years. Only, we realize it’s not all so cool as we thought it would be. So much responsibility and little room for mistakes or failure. Marriage, kids, family. *sigh. Some scary shit I tell you.

As you notice, this note is untitled because I actually just picked up my laptop and started typing without having any particular theme in mind. Just wanted to let out some thoughts. But one advice I have to my readers out there, like I tell my friends who complain about being zoned - it’s a choice to remain in the friend zone.

Someone once tweeted, 'S/O to those guys who get turned down and still remain friends.' Like koko boy used to say - 'if you cant be mine, I don’t want to be just friends.'

Today is your liberation day. You can set yourself free from that zone! Set your self and your heart free. For indeed, out of sight is out of mind! It may be hard in the beginning but with time, without you even noticing, you’d forget the person and actually move on. You can still be free bro. Moving on is a choice just as staying zoned is.

Well, what do I know?....i am but just a kid

MAYBE I'M TO BLAME...

Nothing's gonna change the fact we had good times. Such a shame life gets complicated and little beautiful things get ruined. Most times I try to not think of it or understand why things are the way they are now. It's not important and it's really not my business what people decide to do with themselves, but then it's rather annoying when you try to push forward but still one incident or the other keeps taking you back to the past.

There was deceit, cheating, betrayal, rebellion, hurt, pain and a love triangle.
To get where I'm coming from maybe you should read my old post - The day I felt like Jolene in Dolly Parton's song (My hypocrisy).

Years went by. We all went our different ways. But we've been communicating via social media, been part of each others lives and trying to sort our individual career goals out.

I personally didn't have time for any emotional baggage, I needed to keep my head clear and get my goals straight. I knew they were still off and on doing their normal ish. Just kept being amazed where they got the energy to do their off and on. Seriously I think it's just plain insane and energy sapping walking in circles. I mean you know the drill and how it all ends. If truly marriage happens, would it be any different? Would there be stability? What of the impact on the kids?

Anyway, August 2012...I remember they were having their drama again. She and I were both in the interview stages of a company's recruitment. I remember she didn't come straight at first about being in Lagos for it as she hadn't made her mind up. I hung out with him few days later and felt since they were together again, she must have told him she was around (thought she's changed by then and learnt from mistakes of the past). But alas! He wasn't aware. I just got really weak and didn't understand how they enjoyed all the instability, deceit and dysfunction. I didn't want a part of it (a second time around).

A week later I got dropped and was in deep pain. Told her, she said sorry, but then asked I helped her lie that we didn't see that day cause someone was going to ask me if we saw that day. Seriously?? I was there dealing with a big disappointment and all she cared about was her games?? I just said ok and shut myself out. I couldn't deal with her stunt or their drama.

I let it pass. We stood by each other through our disappointments and pain as the months went by. He didn't taste any of it, career wise the heavens smiled at him. We were all good. Soon enough things got better for me. I pulled myself away form everyone, not just them (one big mistake I still suffer the aftermath of). I told myself I needed to focus on my training and come out successfully before I'd tell anyone. I was thinking along the lines of what Papa Adeboye said - 'don't share the testimony till it is complete'.

We were all still good, chatted once a while, trying to keep in touch. I didn't really care what was going on between them. Once in a while people dropped info about them. It was obvious nothing was different. I just was puzzled at how they had energy for all the off and on. (Not my business). I had my friends, that's what mattered. I just tried to separate them to avoid any weird triangle again.

Then december 2013, I made a big mistake. I arranged for three of us to hang out. Unknown to me I didn't know they were involved again. Plans all fine and awaiting the D-day. Then he pinged cancelling saying something came up. Normal him would have told me what came up. I didn't want to dig or ask questions. I let it slide. I told her he had cancelled, and thought we could still going to hang out but she too cancelled. (I can be innocently naïve and clueless at times). That's when I got suspicious. I let it slide.

Early this year I got to know from old classmates that they were back on again. Then my mind went back to december. My theory which, I honestly don't know if is true or just my imagination is that after all the betrayal and lies that went down while we were in school I'd say he became insecure and didn't trust her much and probably re-thought the whole three of us hanging out stuff, after all that's how the love triangle did start then in university. Three of us being all pals and good friends was a major threat. Can I blame him? I knew the hurt he did go through and that long mail she sent saying she was sorry she fell in love with his friend.

It's amazing how forgiveness works. I still can't believe he forgave us or that he and I still remained close friends after that war. Anyway that was all cool. I was a no go area, that was understandable and fine. He obviously couldn't say it to me but I had the sense to keep off. Mistake I made was I should have kept off completely. But then, I keep asking myself why someone would choose to live in insecurity, why be with someone you can't trust so much? Fine, once beaten, twice shy but is it really worth it? Yea, I know not my business.

Well, what pained me was the shii that happened recently. He updated stuff congratulating her. I asked if it was the stuff she was working on that finally came through and he acted all naïve. I asked her, she said she didn't know what his update was like. I felt oh, cool...she wants to keep it between them. No qualms.

But then old classmates started dropping hints and one even said he told him. The other said she told him. It wasn't a secret, I was just the outlaw that shouldn't be told.

And then I felt this way -
"But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough...." (Somebody that I used to know) - Gotye

Knowing him all these years, I know what he can say and do and the conditions he can give. I get the drill now, I'm sort of a threat to their relationship. She's been made to say goodbye to the boy. A lot of things did go down back then in the university. I still remember words that were said. I remember he told me he hates certain songs now because it reminds him of me and her then.

Those songs that have memories tied to them. Any time you hear the songs certain people come to mind. Songs tied with memories. I'm here laying in the dark, playing my old slow rock collection...listening to every word and string...each note takes me back in time, beautiful times and moments but then it hits me...I made those memories with the wrong person and that blows...

I thought to myself, some people live for drama. Some people enjoy stable relationships, others see it as dull and boring. We are all different. I remember how after discovering other lies back then, he and I went for our final year dinner together (laughs). We sat at the table behind her. She sat at the table in front. We had settled and we were all in speaking terms, he and I close while she was being 'watched'.

I remember how we both showed each other the long mail she sent to us that morning before the dinner. I remember the contents and I know how much he must have been hurt by them. That's all in the past now tho. I already knew she and I could only be good friends and that's it. I even asked him how come he still kept going back to him. His reply...that's confidential.

Anyway I got the message and I decided it was time I let them be. Whatever they decide to do I wish them well. Stability is what I crave these days. No energy for drama. So let them be happy. I refuse to pose any form of threat to anyone's relationship. So I've let them go. He's my friend and I love him truly and he'll always mean a lot to me. Right from my first year, he has always been there for me. He deserves happiness and if this is the way I can give him that I'd gladly do it.

She'll always be my good friend, but one thing...I wish from the very start she never lied. Maybe those memories wouldn't have been made. Well, I still love the songs and I'll just have to create new memories with someone else to wipe out the ones tied to the songs. Gonna be hard to wipe memories tied with a certain song she called a radio station to request specially for me. Or the one I played for her over the phone when she was ill. Good good memories....*sigh

I was clearing out my cupboard recently and stumbled on the dvd compilations of rock songs and some rock music videos she gave me then in the university. I just smiled. Reminded me of those high school movies where peeps make music mix tapes or compilation of songs for their crush.

This is my version of events not conspiracy theory and all (most) of how I feel. They probably see things from their own angle.

"It takes two, two sides to every story, not just me.
I can't keep ignoring
I admit half of it, I'm not that innocent" -(It takes two) - Katy Perry

The sky's blue that's not my business. All that matters is I am out of their hair and I'm at peace and hopefully they would be too.

FRIENDSHIP: TERMS & CONDITIONS

I actually wrote this over a month ago but felt it didn't make much sense, so I didn't bother posting it. Well that's not entirely true. I was suffering from what I call 'writer's laziness'. I had written the post over a month ago but was too lazy to edit it, added to the feeling of no one being able to relate to it.

Anyway, motivation came about a week ago while I was chatting with my friend, Mute. I can't remember exactly what I asked him during the course of the chat, but I remember him replying with 'you need to read the terms and conditions again'. I asked what terms and conditions, he said the one for our friendship.

Puzzled, I asked when did we write them? Then I remembered this post. I explained how I had written something about 'terms and conditions of friendships' and my laziness to post it.

So I'm dedicating this post to Mute; for giving me the motivation to finally edit and post it.

'In general, lines are there for a reason. For security, for clarity. If you choose to cross the line, you pretty much do so at your own risk' – Meredith Grey (Grey’s anatomy)

“A stranger is a friend waiting to be made’- Unknown

Ever tried to recall how you and your close friend met? Can you remember the first words spoken? First smile and laughter shared? The exact situation that made your paths cross?

Go down memory lane and then you’d realize how funny and weird your first encounter would seem now. Think back and you’ll be amazed the journey you guys have been on to get to this stage of closeness.

‘It’s amazing how nothing seems to happen each day but when we look back, we realize a lot has changed.’ – Unknown

I can still recollect how I met a few close friends back in the days, I wish I could remember how I met all my friends (or better still, have a video playback of my first encounter with all of them). Some I met in normal situations, others in really awkward moments, I never for once expected a good friendship to grow out of, but here we are today or is it those I disliked from a distance without even knowing them yet?

My puzzle now though is this – from strangers to close friends, how did we get here?

Were silent rules set? Of course, we all don’t discuss certain areas of our lives with all our friends. With each friend there seems to be boundaries and like minded factors that bring us together.

Did we set unspoken terms and conditions? How did we know the boundaries and lines not to be crossed? When were they set?

For those friends we seem much more free to discuss almost everything with, when did we hit the ice breaker?

How do we unconsciously know when we have crossed to another level of closeness with a particular friend? Human relationship may look simple, but it’s actually quite complex and funny at the same time.

Sometimes people cross lines and a quarrel ensues, sometimes that might be the end of that friendship, but other times they reconcile only to become even closer friends than they were initially.

Ever heard stuff like ‘when did that one start?’ ‘when did we get to that level of closeness that you had the mind to…’ well, I have heard them and a few other similar statements, mostly from the female folks (no disrespect intended). Just boils down to the unspoken boundaries and lines not to be crossed, but when were they set? Was there a mutual agreement?

I guess to answer my puzzle, maybe one nature channel should focus their camera on two strangers and intensely follow them daily. See how the friendship evolves and how the seemingly unspoken 'terms and conditions of that friendship' is set, just like they follow and study animals.

ONE DAY WITH LAGOS BUSES...

It was another Wednesday morning, all dressed up in my suit and tie...

Scratch that, this is not some Afona kinda rap skit or Obiwanne and Hilda singing Maroon 5's she will be loved under the rain kinda stuff. This is real shii that happened!

Back to the matter.

I once tweeted that most Lagos drivers are mad. That's a fact, especially those that ply Iyana Ipaja - Abule Egba axis. Even if you ain't mad, with time you'll just have to learn how to be mad for your own survival.

I won't even bother whining about the horrible roads and hold ups. It's almost a year now in Lagos for me. I'm used to it already. I remember those times I kept complaining about the traffic on bbm and Makua kept telling me to shut it. Imagine? That small pikin, even my younger sister is older than him. Guess love truly covers multitude of sins/crimes. Him for don chop better slap by now.

This Wednesday morning I left my house say around 5:30am as usual, got into a bus which later diverted into a street to avoid the building traffic on the express way. Lagos network of roads is so foolish, I swear! The driver would take a street, drive so far into the street, take so many turns, you'd think you'd burst out close to the border of Lagos only for you to burst out on the express way say four junctions ahead of the one the driver diverted from. Total waste of fuel. And the street roads are so bad, you'd end up having body pains.

Benin city still has the best network of roads in my opinion, just take one street off the main road at Ring road, next thing you know, you are coming out by Uwasota.

Anyway back to my story, the bus diverted and the mad driver was on top speed. Next thing I knew, my bus rammed into the back of another bus, and gbam! We were in a gutter.

It felt like a Nigerian movie; you know the way accidents are portrayed. The camera starts swaying and the occupants all moving from side to side and then an abrupt stop. All that happened. We the passengers were all tossed from side to side with our body parts hitting the damn iron seats!

Another thing I don't get. Why on earth are the seats of Lagos buses made of wood and iron? Why? Why? Why?*sheds a tear. In Benin, you get to see couch as chairs with good foam. You can even lounge in the buses, listening to correct jam the driver is blasting. Sometimes you even begging him to reduce the volume. But in Lagos, if you manage to see a bus with a radio, na yoruba song them go dey play. Pathetic I swear.

We all got down from the bus which was now half hanging inside the gutter, stretching and looking for injuries. I felt fine and okay. It was just the guy who sat in front that seemed badly hurt as his head hit the windscreen and cracked it. Ouch!

The conductor refunded our money and I had to wait some minutes before getting another bus. Thank God for safety and life.

When I got to the office, I realized I actually had bruises on my right hand and a swell on my right leg. Cleaned them up and applied robb. At close of work after the day's madness I felt a pain on my left ankle, raised up my trousers and then saw it was really swollen.

All I wanted was to get home and rest, little did I know more Lagos bus drama awaited me. I got a bus at Ikeja Along bus stop. There was a bit of traffic on the express road. The young driver diverted into a street despite warnings from most of the occupants of the bus telling him to follow the express way.

Soon enough we realized the bus wasn't in good shape as the two kid conductors needed to push the vehicle back to life each time the engine went off. One of the kid conductors collected fares from the passengers. Of course, he didn't say 'pay your money' he spoke yoruba like they all do. Why do yoruba people just go about speaking their language to anyone they come across? Why do they feel everyone is yoruba? So annoying!

You'd talk to an okada man in english and he'll reply you in yoruba. Nonentity! Mtcheeew. There was a day in a bus, one conductor kept yelling 'owo da' (i.e - your money) to a passenger. The guy understood but kept quiet. The conductor got angry after his several calls of owo da, and then angrily said 'oga give me your money jare'. The guy looked at him and said, 'you for nor ask me in english na, you people act as if everyone is yoruba. From my side owo na soup. I nor get soup to give you'. I couldn't help but join other passengers in laughing.

Anyway this kid conductor took our fares and refused to give us our change even though it was obvious he had change with him. We kept on going, the driver doing his best to mange the ricketing bus through the inner streets filled with pot holes. The bus came to a final halt midway. The driver picked a tube from his side, said he wanted to check his fuel level. Trust yoruba people, they started complaining and insulting him. *sigh...they can complain and insult for Africa ni!

The kid conductors alighted and joined the driver at the back. After a minute the passengers started to come down too, by now the kid conductors were no where to be found. After say ten minutes of arguing with the driver it was obvious he told the conductors to run away with the money so they won't refund our fares. That's how I lost N500 that day. The driver thought he was smart, but trust Lagosians...

I was amazed by what happened minutes later. They argued with the driver for over thirty minutes telling him to call his conductors back but he kept denying that he told them to run, rather they had even stolen his money as he didn't know where he would see them. Obviously he was lying. I looked at my phone, (I am not a wrist watch person) the time was about 8:30pm. How do I get another bus from this odd place? That was what was on my mind, but being scammed by two kids wasn't funny and that N500 did pain me. But getting home in time was more important.

It dawned on the passengers that it was a lost cause, the conductors were somewhere hiding with their money and the driver had no money on him either. They searched the vehicle for money but found none. They weren't leaving the driver to go free, they had to get their pound of flesh. One guy took out the battery of the bus and walked off. I stood amazed. The young driver wailed but couldn't resist the guy. A woman angrily took off the bus's two front wipers. Another guy took the knack sap sprayer that was in the bus. A guy took the jack from the boot. This was justice being done. The driver started to plead and cry.

The more he cried, the more irritated I got. Three kids think they can just pull a stunt like that in a bus filled with adults? Dem nor born them well.

A guy borrowed the jack from the guy who was about leaving with it and used it to smash the headlights of the bus, making sure even the inner bulb were not spared. I wanted them to even smash the windscreens, till a guy said the driver was evil as he had put unnecessary expense on the owner of the vehicle. He would run away and leave the vandalized car for it's owner.

It took me thirty minutes to get another bus. At the junction where the 'new' bus joined the express way, the driver parked for passengers to alight, and that's when another drama ensued. 

He refused to pay the abgero boys their due. They ripped his door off as he was about driving off. I spent the next thirty minutes watching him fight with them. 

Did I mention I had stomach upset that day? I was there dying in pain as my stomach was rumbling. The fight was settled and we continued the journey. At Abule Egba junction, the driver took the u-turn and drove backwards the way we came instead of dropping us off before turning. I looked back at the woman who entered the bus with me from the initial bus where my money was stolen. 

She returned my gaze, shook her head and said today na today. I was too weak to complain, I just got down, crossed the road, walked some distance before taking a final bus to my junction. 

Thankfully there was no more drama. I finally got home in due time and into the bliss of releasing myself. Sometimes the toilet can be the best part of your house, if you know what I mean...hehehe

DYING IS FINE

#np: Oblivion by Bastille


At first it seemed like any other Friday evening after close of work. Earlier in the day, I had worried I might close a bit late, but it turned out closing time that day was going to be by 6:00pm (by my work schedule that was early).

Just another Friday, weekend was here and there was going to be enough time to rest my already worn out body after a week long hustle. At 6:00pm, the day was still bright, naturally, I would have been excited hoping to get home early so I can start my weekend early and have enough time to sleep well into late saturday morning.

But that Friday was different. My spirit was down for no particular reason. I wasn’t depressed or anything, probably tending towards depression. I just wasn’t feeling reality.

I pinged a colleague who lives close to the branch to meet me at the bus stop. For the first 30 minutes we stood at the bus stop just talking about anything that came to mind. We talked about everything and anything. I guess his mind too was clouded and he needed to let stuff out to clear his head.

I was basically empty and feeling dull. I didn’t want to go back to an empty big lonely house. We later sat at the bus stop bench till the day got dark. At times I was present, listening and paying attention to the discussion, other times I let my mind drift into a dark abyss. Reality just wasn’t my friend that evening. That feeling you get when you know you are going home to emptiness. Nothing to look forward to.

A kid ran up to me and jumped on my laps. The about 15mins he spent playing while sitting on my laps was pure bliss. See, I love kids so much, so big thanks to the lil kid for helping me feel alive even for a short while.

As we sat talking after the kid went to meet his mum, I saw a bbm update; an old university mate had been shot. How sad! Another life wasted. I sat in silence, trying to take in the information and understand that he’ll never walk this earth again or be seen smiling again. For a few minutes I actually wished we could trade places.

Well, not that I want to die in a brutal or painful manner, I just see death as peaceful, only it brings pain and sorrow to those left behind. Such sadness and pain to family and friends. But with time they’ll heal and move on right?

But really, what’s in this life? Just hustle, hustle, hustle…yea, at times life can be fun but for how long does it really last? Before you know it, another trouble or issue comes up. Honestly, I wish I was never born. Not that I am ungrateful for my life and how far God has brought me, but if I was given a choice, I would choose not to have been born. Life is trouble filled, death is peaceful.

At times, I wish I could clear up everything, put my shit together, set my self right with God 100%, sleep and peacefully die. At least I know at judgement heaven will be my portion. The more I live, the more temptations to fall short of making heaven. But for God’s grace…

The personal wars I have to fight, scars I carry, or having to build a career or make sense out of life…this phase of life though *sigh…

I have always wondered how it feels to get shot (please I don’t want to get shot o!) the moment the bullet hits and penetrates the skin. That very moment it registers that you’ve been shot. The piercing pain, falling to the ground, feeling your blood flowing out and soaking your clothes, the feeling of uncertainty if you’ll survive or die, growing weaker as life flows out of you. Then finally laying still, the pain so sharp and knowing the moment has come.

Is there really time to flash back on your life? The people you love and care about? those you've hurt? Things you wish you never did or is there time to figure out why and who shot you? Is there enough time to feel mad and angry at the person? Or is your survival all you get to think and worry about?

I remember lying in the hospital last year when I kept being rushed to the hospital from work various times. What I can remember vividly is the thought I always had each time I was on the hospital bed. All I thought of then was my family and how they’ll feel if I died. Would they be able to take it? My parents, how would they feel losing their child? Would my dad forgive himself for letting me take this job even though he never wanted me to initially? Then I’d break down in tears.

I can't exactly remember what I always thought of in the car while being rushed to the hospital (I really wish I could),but the first incident, I remember being so scared I was having a stroke because I was going totally numb in my hands, legs and fingers… *scary shit it tell you!

I was in a friend’s place recently. He playfully closed my nose and mouth with his hand for some minutes. I didn’t even struggle to set myself free. I just closed my eyes and let myself go. He stopped and looked at me oddly. I laughed and asked if he thought I would struggle. I then said to him, 'I doubt I’d beg to live if someone wants to kill me right now. Since I don’t have the mind to commit suicide and then go to hell, I’ll rather someone help me be at peace and commit the crime and also take the responsibility of killing me.'

This reminds me of one episode in Grey’s anatomy where depressed Meredith Grey was drowning but she didn’t bother to struggle or fight to live. Got her in trouble with her husband when she was pulled out of the water though.

I read of people committing suicide by burning themselves, or hanging themselves or even shooting themselves or worse slashing their wrists. Really? Common guys! I think there are less painful and very peaceful ways to off yourself. You could take overdose of sleeping pills and just sleep forever or go to a beautiful beach/ocean and just slide into the water peacefully, let the water take you…feel the coolness of the water against your skin. Just let go and feel free…peacefully, let the water take you, fill your insides and just drown peacefully…no pain.

This is one hell of a messed up post, I know. But truly I feel a lot better letting it out. I probably need serious help…I most definitely do.

 A ceiling fan, a chair and a rope...

VALENTINE BLUES...

“It’s about to rain heavily, are you sure you still want to go back to school this evening?” Chigozie Azuka heard her mother’s voice vibrate through the walls of her room. She threw the last content of her bag on her blue flowered bed sheet which matched the light blue walls of her room, giving the room a welcoming feel. She shouldn’t have come home.

She drew in a strong breathe. Her shoulders relaxed. The curtains were pushed to the right of her window and tied into a knot at the bottom, enabling her get a clear view of the sky through the half open window. The sky had since lost its glow and the sun was gone. She stole a look at the clock - 5:34pm.

The skies grew darker with each passing second. Should she still go back? It was Valentine’s Day and she had no intention of spending it alone. She smiled, remembering the details of the day. She was about entering the departmental office to defend her final year project in front of four stern looking professors when her phone had buzzed. It was a simple text message from Peter Okon that read ‘please be my valentine...I’d love to spend today with you....my place this evening.’

She couldn’t help the smile that ran across her lips after she'd read the message. Peter was an old flame, though they’d tried to date in the past they never really worked out but they'd remained good friends. Ever since she got the message, her thoughts had been on him all day. Yes, they had their differences and there had been a lot of drama but they always found a way of working it out. They had met in her fourth year through a mutual friend at the library. After reading, he offered to walk her to the hostel. The conversation was easy and effortless. She had felt so free with him; it was one of those rare first time conversations you feel as if you've known for a long time. After that day they communicated more through chats.

He was her first and only ‘almost’ real relationship. Before entering the university she had made a promise to herself to stay focused on her studies and put off any form of relationship till at least final year when she was sure of graduating with a good result. Distractions of any kind weren’t welcome. She kept telling all the boys that came her way no, but Peter was different. He slowly stole his way into her heart. She fell in love with him without even knowing. They hardly went on dates, though he did ask her out a few times but she never really wanted to go out. She needed it on a low profile. She didn’t want anyone in her business or rumours flying about. She had always been a private person. It made her life easy. No judging from others or people trying to use information they had about her personal life to make her life miserable or a living hell. She knew the pain and anger the socialites in her class went through and the humiliation of having their stories on the lips of every gossip in class. She wasn’t cut out for that or strong enough to deal with such. Her studies were top priority. She prevented him from visiting her in the hostel. The times she went to his hostel she made sure he was home alone and his friends weren’t around. While she stayed in the school hostel, he stayed off campus in one of the student communities close to the school.

The pain she felt the day she discovered he was in a long distance relationship with another girl had crushed her. She had never felt such pain before. It was a good thing on the long run. She had almost broken her promise. She was torn between following her heart or turning her back on all her morals and all she stood for.

It hurt, but it was inevitable. She couldn’t be the reason for another girl’s heart break. She bore the pain and moved on. Months of silence between them past until recently when he called to tell her he broke up with his girlfriend and wanted her. It was too late. She had already moved on and regained her focus. Drama followed after as usual, but somehow they worked through it and became platonic friends. He still loved her and she knew it. She also cared about him deeply but she didn’t feel the same way anymore. The fire and spark was no more there. Then again, two of them together was never going to work. She became sure of that during the periods they had issues. They were both strong headed and not afraid to speak their minds. If they ever dated, they were sure going to burn down the house someday.

All through her stay in the university she never went to any party except her fresher’s welcome which turned out a total catastrophe and a waste of time. That helped underpin her conclusion that parties were an absolute waste of precious productive time. Drunk lads making a fool of themselves. She wasn’t social. She was nicknamed anti-social by her colleagues. She had never celebrated valentine all her twenty one years on earth.

Today she had an opportunity of changing that. Just Peter and She alone; it will be a quiet one and the issue of sex wasn’t going to come up. Peter understood her and also respected her stand on pre-marital sex. He never pressurised her when they were trying to work things out. He was a special guy. It was such a shame they never became more than friends. At time she blamed herself for it.

Today she was going to feel the valentine love. Finally she was going to have a life! After four years in school, it made perfect sense that it was the last day of all her academic activities it would happen. A flash of lightening, followed by rumbling sounds in the sky few minutes later brought her back to reality.

Her hands rested on her waist. There was nothing to think about. She had sent him a positive reply and she wasn’t going to stand him up. Today was her day and not even the storm was going to ruin it for her. Today she was going to celebrate her first valentine.

***

She stripped and made a dash to the bathroom. She was out within five minutes. The quickest shower she had ever taken. Her stomach revolted. She had not eaten anything since morning. She scanned through her wardrobe, snatched a light green tank top and blue skinny jeans. Three minutes later she was out the front door, waving good bye to her worried mother who just stood watching her. She threw on her jean jacket over her shoulders. She waited for a motorbike. Her hand worked her long dark wavy hair into a pony tail.

Moments passed and still there was no motorbike and everyone seemed to have disappeared into their homes. She made giant leaps down the lonely road. Sounds of louvers being shut mixed with the roar of wind filled the air. She reached for her phone. Her fingers ran quickly over the key pad. She waited for the sound of Kelechi's voice at the other end. She needed to inform her she wouldn’t be coming to her hostel at Ekosodin that night.

She had been staying at Kelechi’s place ever since they finished their final papers. The school had closed the hostels after the examinations. All final year students had to stay back to finish up with their project work. The silly school didn’t have the empathy to let them remain in the hostel.

She communicated with Kelechi amidst heavy breaths. She had a long way to go. Her house was a bit far from the school, though it was along the street directly opposite the university, but down the street.

She kept telling herself she was doing the right thing and it was worth it. Her first valentine celebration. She needed this. After the longest fifteen minutes of her life, she was finally at the school gate. Fortunately there were still shuttle buses rendering service. She walked briskly towards the loading bus. It began to rain slightly.

***

The ever busy basement was desolate. She signalled the driver to stop, paid her fare and began the long walk towards Osasogie where Peter’s hostel was located. The ground was mucky. She joined the few others, mostly students who were making their way to their various hostels in a light jog as the intensity of the drizzling increased.

She was a little soaked by the time she got to his gate. It had been a while since she last visited him but she still knew the route to his home all too well. She would never forget the large big gate in front of his three storey hostel. Good thing his room was on the ground floor. She had exhausted her energy jogging.

She took a deep breath before pushing the gate. Wet hair strands stuck to her face, the rim of her trousers were wet and stained with muddy soil. It didn’t matter. She was here and that was all. She grabbed her jacket closer at the neck, as she made her way to his room.

Loud music vibrated through the hostel. She could hear voices cheering also. ‘Valentine hostel party’. She sneered. She entered the dark narrow veranda of the ground floor which separated opposite rooms along the hall way. She didn’t know his exact room number but she had a technique of knowing his room. It was the third room form the main door post by the left. She guided her way down the dark hall way, sliding her hands on the wall. The walls vibrated. The music became louder with each step she took.

Where was this music coming from? She got closer to the third room. She refused to believe it was coming from his room. Maybe it was the adjoining room. The moment she stood in front of his door, her fear was confirmed. She could hear their loud voices cheering above the loud music.

The day was already dark and the rain was still drizzling. Entering his room wasn’t an option. She was wet and the herm of her trousers was grubby. More disturbing was the fear of entering into a room filled with people she knew. She brought out her phone and dialled his number. It rang several times but no one answered. Of course! How can he hear his phone ringing.

This wasn’t happening to her. She rested against the wall. What should she do now? The only person she knew in the hostel or around there was Chike, her classmate. A guy she barely spoke three words to all through her stay in the university.

She made slow steps towards the gate. She had no choice but to wait till the rain subsided, then she’ll quietly go to Kelechi’s hostel. Kelechi would definitely have a lot to laugh about when she hears her story. By now she knew Kelechi and her pastor friend will be having the time of their lives. She knew they were an item even though Kelechi kept denying it. Was there really wrong with two mature Christians dating? This wasn’t secondary school for crying out loud, anyway that was their business.

A figure covered the door way.

"How dare you do this to me!" She yelled.

Peter gave her a blank stare. “What are you talking about?” He asked.

“I thought you said you wanted to spend today with me ALONE” she spat out, emphasizing the word alone.

“Oh that! I’m so sorry, Chike came back and decided to throw a little party after his project defence.”

“You call that a little party? How many voices did I hear? Seriously you are unbelievable”.

He stood still, looking at her. He obviously didn't get the gravity of what he had done. She hated when he acted clueless and didn’t take things too seriously.

“Wait, pause...if it’s really Chike hosting the party how come it’s holding in your room?” she shot him a questioning look.

“His room is scattered and he doesn’t have a sound system so to avoid all the stress of moving my speakers and deck we decided to just hold it there. Did you think I was lying?” he asked.

“Don’t even try to turn this around.” She was too tired to start an altercation. She started making her way slowly towards the door again. She was tired and hungry. If only the rain would subside. She thought silently. She didn’t believe what was happening. So much for her ‘happy first valentine’.

“Where are you going?” he asked gently.

She pushed his arms which were beginning to rest gently across her shoulders. “You ambushed me! You know I don’t like parties.” She kept walking.

He pushed past her and faced her. “I’m sorry. This is what will happen. Come to Chike’s room. We’ll both stay there while the party’s on, alright? I’m truly sorry.”

She let him lead her towards Chike’s room which was on the upper floor right above his room. There was still hope for a good valentine celebration after all.

***

Books were scattered on Chike’s bed, cd plates lay around the red rug, clothes pushed into the closet tried to force their way out. She looked for a free space to seat. She recognized his suit and trousers he had worn earlier scattered on the bed. She pushed them to the upper end of the bed.

“I’ll be back, let me check on them” and with that Peter ran off before she could protest.

She sunk her head into her palms.

She paced around Chike’s room. What was that sticking from beneath his bed? A G-string? Gross! What if Chike walked in now? He had never met her in the hostel all the times she had come visiting Peter. She always made sure he was not around. So it’s now the last day of school, all the reputation she had suffered to build will come crumbling down? This was too much for her to handle. She had to get out of there quickly.

She turned just in time to see the door knob move.

She stood inert.

“I changed my mind, no need checking on them.” Peter announced half way into the room.

She sighed. What a relief.

“I’m leaving.” She didn’t wait for his response. She walked passed him. She had better left now. No one had seen her yet. Imagine what people will remember her for if they knew she was at a boy’s hostel at this time of the night. She would be branded a hypocrite forever. That would never be her story.

Peter kept talking as he made his way behind her. She was not listening. Luckily, the rain had subsided. She reached for her phone and dialled Kelechi’s number. She informed her she was on her way. The ground was worse. Muddy soil littered everywhere.

“I knew you were going to do this” Peter said after her. “I don’t know why you are so messed up. Why can’t you have a life just for once?”

What an asshole! She cursed silently. She kept walking. He had ambushed her and he had the audacity to complain. There was no point going into any sort of argument with him. He lived for drama and to night she was going to make sure he didn't put her in one of his episodes.

One wrong step and she almost hit the wet soil with her buttocks. Her right hand held on tightly to the pole of a nearby store shade. Peter was watching her. She could feel his eyes on her back. Screw him!

She regained her posture. Her arms wrapped around her stomach. The cold wind blew. She increased her pace. Thank God for street lights. It was already late and she knew she had a long walk ahead of her. If she was lucky she would catch a cab inside school to Ekosodin gate. She kept walking, singing aloud amidst shattering teeth, trying to kick out thoughts of what had just happened. She was the only one on the road save for a few cars that drove past at intervals.

Lightning flashed which was accompanied by a loud roar from the thunder seconds later, sending shivers down her spine. The skies gave in and the rain came pouring down. Few steps more, she was drenched. She kept using her hand to clear her vision. There was no bus insight when she got to the school’s second gate. She expected it. She continued her lone walk, increasing her pace. She didn’t care about the mud or puddles. She walked in and out of them freely. All she needed was to be inside a warm room and out of her wet clothing.

***

Thitry three minutes past eleven, she was at Ekosodin gate. Good thing Kelechi’s apartment was close to the gate. She heard her phone beep. It was a text message alert. She didn’t need a sorcerer to tell her the message was form Peter. She ignored it. There was no way she could read it under the rain.

She wished she had said more to his face. She wanted to scream at him. Run her nails over his flesh. Do something to make him feel same way he had made her feel.

She placed three hard knocks on Kelechi’s door. Her clothes were dripping. She was so engrossed in her thoughts she had forgotten to squeeze out the water before stepping into the house.

Kelechi opened the door to a shivering image of her friend. “What happened?”

“I don’t want to talk about it.” Chigozie replied. She entered the room which was poorly lightened by a little candle stick placed on a table. The power was out. She could make out Emma’s figure on the bed. He was still around? Hmm... She made for the bathroom.

She came out few minutes in a towel. Took a change of clothes from her bag she kept in Kelechi’s cupboard and went back in. When she came out, Kelechi had fixed her a dinner of fried plantain and beans. Just what she needed. She said hi to Emma, whom she knew was probably happy the dim light was there to hide his face. He must be dying from embarrassment. A pastor spending the night alone in a girl’s room. If Peter hadn’t messed up who knows what they would have done in her absence?

He couldn’t say he didn’t notice the weather before it started raining. She chuckled when she realized she had judged him the same way she would have been judged by everyone if Chike or someone she knew had seen her at Peter’s hostel. What was she even thinking in the first place? There was going to be Valentine’s Day next year and the year after and many others. It was not a must she celebrated it while in school. Look all she had put herself through.

She told them her ordeal as she ate. She trusted Kelechi. She wasn’t the type to go spreading her story. After her meal she lay down on the bed. Within seconds she was fast asleep. The rain had stopped falling.

***

Her lips parted. She could feel tender lips against hers, taking her lower lip in smooth slow moves. They were soft and succulent. Peter!

The kiss went deep. Her gown was pushed upwards. Rough strong palms moved across her flesh. Was she dreaming? She opened her eyes. The place was dark. The kiss was going deeper.

Emma!

She sat up quickly.

His hands pressed against her lips as he sat up also. “Shhh... don’t wake Kelechi” he whispered.

“Oh my God!”

Kelechi was fast asleep at the other end of the bed. Emma was at the middle while she was at the side of the bed against the wall. What time was it? What was going on? Is this a dream?

Emma tried to get her to lie back on the bed. This definitely wasn’t a dream.

“Kelechi wake up!” She pushed him aside. She tapped Kelechi hard on the legs, waking her up.

“What’s going on?” she asked, stretching.

After hearing each person's side of the story, Kelechi paced across the now silent room. The power was on now. She stood looking from Chigozie to Emma. Both looked at her as if she was a god about to pronounce judgement on them. She looked at Emma, he was a pastor and she doubted he could do such a thing. He had never shown any sign of cheating before. In his defence he had said it was Chigozie who kissed him and tried to unzip his trousers. She had only woken her when he rebuked her and tried to turn everything around on him.

She gazed at Chigozie. They had been friends since first year. She knew she was a good person but with what she told her earlier about going to a boy's house it was obvious she really didn't know her well enough as she once thought. Who would believe Chigozie of all people, 'Mrs Anti-social' would leave her parents house under the threatening storm to spend valentine alone with a boy? Who knew what else she was capable of?

She straightened up. “Chigozie I want you out of my room this moment.”

“What!” Chigozie stared at her friend. “Are you serious? So you are going to believe him?” she glanced over at Emma. He just sat there quiet, looking like a saint.

“I have known Emma for a long time and I know what he is capable of, but as for you. I thought I knew you but after your story last night"....she trailed off.

"Please just leave my house before you try and ruin my relationship.”

“Wow! Finally you admit you guys are actually a couple”. Look at the time; it’s barely twenty three minutes past four, where do you expect me to go this night?”

“That’s none of my business. I can’t sleep feeling safe in the same room with you. Please leave. You can come later in the day to pick up your things. After I housed you, this is how you repay me? Is it my fault your valentine rendezvous didn’t go on well as you planned?”

Chigizie knew it was going to be futile reasoning with her. Kelechi was in love. She looked over at Emma hoping to get some sympathy from him. He could at least talk to Kelechi. The night was cold and staying out would be really unhealthy but all she saw in his eyes was an empty soul. How could he be this cruel? So much for a pastor!

She picked her phone from the table and walked off. She nosily removed the door bolt and slammed the door behind her. There was nowhere to go. She sat by the door, her knees raised to her chest with her hands wrapped around her legs. The cold air stung. What if armed robbers came? Or a rapist?

She shook her head violently as if to shrug off the thoughts. No one would go about trying to rob after last night’s downpour; moreover the gates leading to the stair way was locked.

She remembered the text message she had received earlier. She reached for her phone which she had placed by her feet. She was right. The text was from Peter.

It read ‘I had so many other persons I could spend today with but I decided to spend it with you because I thought you were special but you just had to ruin it as always.”

What nerve! How dare him? Was he so drunk he didn’t realize he actually lied to her that it was going to be just them? There was no use replying him. Anything Peter in her life was over. He and his drama can go to hell!

She sat in the cold, waiting for the first sign of daylight. She brought this on herself all in the name of 'I must celebrate valentine'. This indeed was one valentine she would forever remember, the next time anyone asked her out for valentine she was sure going to think twice.